Burien Police Chief Ted Boe negotiates end of public property ‘Crop Circle' paintings with BUFO Alien Commander

Burien Police Chief Ted Boe and the BUFO Alien Commander recently had a brief telecommunication where Boe demanded that no more 'Crop Circles' be p...

July 26, 2023
4:58 AM

Burien Police Chief Ted Boe and the BUFO Alien Commander recently had a brief telecommunication where Boe demanded that no more 'Crop Circles' be painted on city property (like streets) due to clean up and safety concerns. The Aliens explained that Crop Circles are harmless and made using special water-soluble marking paint commonly used to paint lines on football fields, and further explained that they 'will melt away during the next rainfall.' The conversation was pleasant and the Aliens agreed to folow Boe's orders.

B-Town Blog Staff